As The Clubhouse Turns: Zenny's Birthday
ZENYATTA: Rachel, this carrot cake you baked for my birthday is a little off. Could you make me another one?
RACHEL: Why sure, Zenny.
BERNIE: Um, honey, the cake tastes fine to me . . .
ZENNY: It's OK, just a little off. I want another one.
(Rachel goes into the kitchen and starts making another cake)
BERNIE: Let's open the presents!
CURLIN: Here Zenny, open mine first . . .
ZENNY: Wow, it's a collage of some of my biggest races . . . but Curlin, these pictures aren't the most flattering. See this one, my makeup is smeared. Can you go re-do this!
CURLIN: Um, OK Zenyatta.
MABLE: Here Zenny, this is for you . . .
ZENNY: A box of Mare-e-land's Brand cosmetic products? Do you think I'm getting old?
MABLE: Well, no, but you're on your third foal, I just thought . . .
ZENNY: Well think again! (Zenyatta throws the box into a corner)
ZENNY: Rachel, how's my cake coming along?
RACHEL (wearing apron): I'm working hard! It's almost done . . .
VERTI: Here you go hun . . .
ZENNY: Another horse blanket?
VERTI: That's not a blanket, it's a sweater . . .
ZENNY: It looks like a blanket. Are you saying I'm shaped like a dinosaur mother?
VERTI: Well no dear, I . . .
ZENNY: Well take it back, or better yet, give it to Rachel, it will fit her and she's not even pregnant! Ha-ha!
BERNIE: Um my dearest sweetheart, this is for you . . .
ZENNY: A diamond ring? That's all you could afford? I'm a horse, how am I supposed to fit this on?
BERNIE: Well let me see . . .
ZENNY: No, you take your ring back and you know where you can put it!
RACHEL: Here Zenny, I finished your cake . . .
ZENNY (tasting the cake): That tastes like a salt lick! Go make another one!
RACHEL: Yes, Zenny, whatever you say . . .
ZENNY: April fools!
ZENNY: Hey Rachel, it was kind of fun being a bad girl for a change!
RACHEL: Get over it! Here's your halo back and give me my horns. This was a one time gig.